Cosmo Sex Tip #717
Just before he goes in, whisper “it’s bigger on the inside”
Sex dreams
I’m not ashamed to say I just woke up from one. Holy fuck it was so intense. I can’t even get over it right now. Not to mention I’m now sexually frustrated. Damn you mind, damn you.
Sorry for the TMI.
This Gamecube controller is a whore
oh my fuckinug god
WHATFVSDAS
lol why do i feel so dirty rn
naughty naughty naughty. (but for real, this is priceless)
(via themarkster09)

OH GOD, WHY?!
he is so gorgeous and perfect.
(via craigeryfuckingowens)
Awwww yeah ;) being a creep and taking pictures of people in the library. This guy knows what’s up! ;) ;) ;)
I’m a sick person. Someone shoot me.

