Cosmo Sex Tip #717

Just before he goes in, whisper “it’s bigger on the inside”

Sex dreams

I’m not ashamed to say I just woke up from one. Holy fuck it was so intense. I can’t even get over it right now. Not to mention I’m now sexually frustrated. Damn you mind, damn you.

Sorry for the TMI.

martinerat:

blackmormon:

pallettownhardcore:

ferroseed:

This Gamecube controller is a whore

oh my fuckinug god

WHATFVSDAS

lol why do i feel so dirty rn

naughty naughty naughty. (but for real, this is priceless)

(via themarkster09)

OH GOD, WHY?!

OH GOD, WHY?!

(via throwingpunchesatoceanwaves)

he is so gorgeous and perfect.

(via craigeryfuckingowens)

Awwww yeah ;) being a creep and taking pictures of people in the library. This guy knows what’s up! ;) ;) ;) 

I’m a sick person. Someone shoot me.

Awwww yeah ;) being a creep and taking pictures of people in the library. This guy knows what’s up! ;) ;) ;)

I’m a sick person. Someone shoot me.